by Anura Guruge
on January 13, 2023
Like it? Well you don’t have to. But, I like it. Color, for once, is spot on. Chocolate — that is I.
What is great is it shows all that empty void inside my head. Doesn’t that explain it all.
by Anura Guruge
on December 29, 2022
This Christmas took a HUGE toll on I. As ALWAYS indulged too much … food & wine. Got way too much Chinese on Christmas Day. I never learn. Too stupid. Wow.
Then going to Cambridge, MA, yesterday, with all the YUMMY eateries they have. All I did was eat, eat, eat & then eat a bit more.
Wow. I think I managed to gain about 40 lbs. Inflated. Can hardly MOVE. Trying to waddle. This is NOT funny. This was seriously stupid on my part — but I can’t help that.
HELP. How am I going to amble when all I can do is waddle.
No. No. No. NOT YOUR problem. Sorry. Just mind. INDULGENCE & stupidity. Not easy being I.
SMILE. But, I am HAPPY. Dumb & Happy. That is I.
by Anura Guruge
on December 19, 2022
You have to admit I haven’t changed much in the last month. Just got a bit more colorful & more in need of a shave. But, you can see underneath that I am still the same.
Wow. I can now remember why I used to be so popular half a century ago. Even if I say so myself, I think I have aged gracefully. At least I still have color. Don’t get jealous. We can’t all be like this. SMILE.
by Anura Guruge
on November 24, 2022
I think I got it just right. What I see in the mirror. Yes, I could do with some dental work — but I don’t think braces would cut it. As for the horns … If it was good enough for ‘Moses‘, it is fine with I.
by Anura Guruge
on November 1, 2022
This caught my eye last night, when I got back from my 11:30, 1-mile jaunt. It was in our front yard. Under that lighting, from our security lights, I was struck by the resemblance. I am like: ‘Wow, that could be a selfie‘.
Plus, of course, the obvious. I am sure there are a FEW women out there who count me as one of the frogs they had to kiss during their quest to find their Prince. In this case, I say FEW not because I am in any way implying that only a few would think this way. It is purely because I have led such a sheltered life that I haven’t kissed many. So, the numbers are small to begin with.
by Anura Guruge
on September 10, 2022
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As some of you know I was a ‘hospital mix-up’ (& hence basically adopted) & moreover, brought up as an only child. Until today, I never had any close relatives so to speak. But, BINGO. It was instant recognition & connection. Separated at birth. Yes, of course, they are all better looking BUT you can’t help but see the family resemblance. WOW. I now have real family. I will have to work on growing horns. That would suit me.