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A Very Happy Birthday To Kenyan Cardinal Jester, ‘John (Idi) Njue’ (Who Is Younger Than We Thought).

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by Anura Guruge
on April 1, 2024

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A very special birthday to a very special man — who until last year was the ‘man with no birthday‘.

I, of course, felt BAD for him. Everybody should have a birthday. So, I assigned him, ‘April 1’, a very special day for I, as his official birthday. NO, he was NOT gracious enough to thank me. {But, I did not expect it from him.}

Well, it appears that he, MIRACULOUSLY, discovered his Birth Certificate. He claims that it got erroneously filed — of all places — Hawaii. Yes, his birth certificate, he claims, was found in Hawaii. You go figure.

The Vatican had initially assumed that the birth certificate pegged his birthday as December 31, 1944.

Ooops! NO. Big Mistake. He is much, much, much youger.

His birth certificate supposedly says he was born December 31, 1954. He is still just a baby. Just 70 years old.

So, he will continue to be an elector till 2034.

Shameless ‘John (Idi) Njue’, Just As I Predicted, Says He Will Be A Cardinal Elector Till The Last Day Of 2024.

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by Anura Guruge
on January 5, 204

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I have been told that he has recently informed the Vatican that he intends to use December 31, 2024, as his birthday.

Just As I Had Predicted.

He is gaming the system & he is compromising the integrity of the next conclave — IF it happens in 2024.

We all know that there was NO WAY — NO WAY — that is birthday just happened to be the last day of the year.

IF he was due a pension on turning 80, he, obviously a born grifter, would have claimed his birthday was January 1, 2024.

He is a disgrace.

He is NO ‘Mandela‘. He is NO ‘Tutu‘. He is an ‘Idi’. I will, from now, insist on calling him Idi.

He is NOT a gentleman. He is not an upright man. He is just a Catholic Cardinal — in the mold of the corrupt, wordly Renaissance Cardinals. I feel bad for some of his flock. But, they wouldn’t understand. They wouldn’t care.

Because of Cardinal Idi any 2024 Conclave can be deemed invalid. So any pope elected in a 2024 conclave could be classed an ANTIPOPE. Thanks to Cardinal Idi we could have a valid SCHISM in 2024.

Thanks Idi. I hope you feel very proud of yourself.

I will tell any & all of this to his face. I would love to have a dialog with him. Give me an e-mail. I will e-mail him pronto.

WHEN In 2024 Does Cardinal Jester, ‘John Njue’, Intend To Age-Out As A Papal Elector?

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by Anura Guruge
on December 30, 2023

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This JOKE has to end soon!

He says he was born in 1944. So he turns 80 at some point in 2024.

When he turns 80 he ceases to be a cardinal elector.

We are likely to have a conclave in 2024.

So, we need to know whether he will, or whether he will NOT, be an elector.

That depends on when he admits to turning 80.

He is PLAYING GAMES. He, THE JESTER, will claim his birthday is Dec. 31, 2024 — though I think it should be April 1.

His intent obviously is to stay an elector as long as possible — i.e., for the whole year of 2024.

This is NOT right. This should NOT be allowed. This is making a mockery of all of us. What a CLOWN.

A Happy 79th Birthday To Kenyan Cardinal, ‘John Njue’.

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by Anura Guruge
on April 1, 2023

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A very special birthday to a very special man — until this year, the ‘man with no birthday‘. Thank Francis, Trump & God that is now history. He finally has a birthday, a very very becoming one at that, April 1. This will also be his last birthday as a cardinal elector. Next year he will turn 80 on April 1, 2024 (Kenya time).

Happy Birthday Cardinal. Have a ball. You earned it.

It Is STUPID, Not To Mention Unacceptable, That In 2023 We Have A Catholic Cardinal, ‘John Njue’, Who Claims He Doesn’t Have A Birthday!

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by Anura Guruge
on March 2, 2023

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I do NOT buy it for a minute. It is just an AFFECTATION on his part. Shame on the Catholic Church for indulging him in his petty deception.

There is a CRUCIAL reason that he has to have a BIRTHDAY — particularly NOW!

He was born in 1944. Next year he turns 80, thus becoming a non-elector. When will that happen? December 31, 2024. Heck NO. That is NOT fair. That is NOT right.

Just tell us what is on his passport.

He couldn’t have got a passport without stating a birthdate. Not possible. IF he doesn’t know it he would be told to assume one.

Well, I am assigning one to him as of now: April 1, 1944.

He thinks he can continue to fool us. Well he can fool the ever gullible & feckless Catholic Church BUT I am not buying his nonsense. As far as I am concerned April 1 is the PERFECT birthday for him.